i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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