If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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