That's intense
omg this kid i'm babysitting is making a penis out of playdough ahhhh.
He just rolled me a 'baby penis' as opposed to his 'big boy' penis that he crafted...he just demanded that I roll him a penis.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
Randomize
