No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
I have demons in me.
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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