:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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