It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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