Whod you bang
the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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