It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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