My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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