I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
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