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it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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