just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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