I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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