I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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