I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
I'm bleeding and have questions
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
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