Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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