Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
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