i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
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