If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
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