Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
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