what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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