They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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