i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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