i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
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