margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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