I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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