U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
home. puking in laundry basket.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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