Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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