She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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