I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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