she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Randomize
