what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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