so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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