I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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