What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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