NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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