and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
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