dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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