either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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