We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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