I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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