i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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