Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
i came on her dog
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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