have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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