He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
me + whiskey = a bad person
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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