Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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