this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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