Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
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