Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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