Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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