mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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