Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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