I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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