Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
being pregnant is like rehab
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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