whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
Two words: nipple clamps
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