i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
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