Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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